

Anyhow, today I'm 38 and I bench pressed the 45 pound bar 251 times. I got tired and slowed down at the end, so I want to be able to do it more smoothly, but 38 still equals 251. Chuck Norris is proud of me.




















Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. It should be a world holiday. I saw him a few years ago in Las Vegas and he is in great shape. Most people in their 30's are not in shape like him, and he is 69 today. Say what you will about Walker, Texas Ranger, but he is a great martial artist, and he counted to infinity twice. And he can believe it's not butter.
I renewed my Verizon contract and received the Jack Bauer approved Casio Boulder phone today. It is built to military specifications to be shock, dust and water resistant, allowing for car crashes, drops and brawls. The flashlight can be used during a power outage. The digital compass can be used to track enemy movements. The speaker phone and Blue Tooth capabilities allow constant communication with home base. Standby mode is 67 hours, allowing for multiple seasons. Pretty much this phone rules.